Follow the links to learn more about them. I hope you enjoy. Have you got a favorite quote? It doesn’t have to be by a woman. Leave it for me in the comments so we can all share. Have a great Thursday.
- “What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner.” ~Colette
- “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.”~Dolly Parton
- “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”Lucille Ball
- “When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.”~Elayne Boosler
- “Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?”~Fanny Brice
- “I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”~Ellen DeGeneres
- “Imagination is the highest kite that one can fly.”~Lauren Bacall
- “Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, “No, thank you,” to dessert that night. And for what!” ~Erma Bombeck
- “I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.” ~~Molly Ivins
- “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” ~Dorothy Parker
- A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.”~ Maya Angelou
- “Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.”~Coco Chanel
- “If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.”Rita Mae Brown
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Great quotes indeed!! Happy TT!
Lisa – Lil’ Duck Duck
Those are great quotes! All of them were fun to read!
Rita Mae Brown’s got a point, ya know?
Neat list. I found a great one by Cher, that was about how her greatest fear was making safe choices. I’ve forgotten the actual wording, but the spirit remains with me.
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Those were great! I loved the Dolly Parton one…hee hee!
I really do have sick mind, I like the Ellen DeGeneres quote.
My memory is so bad, that I can’t remember quotes, but I do have a bumper sticker that says:
“Maybe the Hokie Pokie, is what it’s all about”.
Fun list Shelly!
OK, I’ve got to go with #4 as my favorite, although it is hard to choose! Thanks for making me laugh!
Definitely great quotes and from great women. Maya Angelou is a wise woman…
My TT lists 13 of the cars we owned before our current one.
excellent quotes, especially colette’s. I know just how she feels
I can absolutely relate to #1, and the quote by Ellen Degeneres is priceless.
Thanks for a great list!
Very funny! I just had to pass them along!
Amen! to Rita Mae Brown – I love her books. Great quotes brightened up my morning tea.
Love the Elayne Boosler quote. She hit that one on the head!
Great list of quotes.
I enjoyed these a lot. My TT is C.S. Lewis quotes this week.
What wonderful quotes! The Erma Bombeck and Dolly Parton ones made me LOL. And I love Rita Mae Brown’s!
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I adore # 2 and # 4 !!! They are hilarious!!!
Really great quotes!!
““If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.” Rita Mae Brown”
Hah! You saved the best one for last! That’s a great list of quotes!
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Wonderful quotes…thanks!
A lot of these quotes are familiar (and very good) but the CoCo Chanel one really speaks to me.
Good quotes. I like #9.
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Great List!! I love it!
#12 and #13 are my favorites. I might have to save those in my own quote file. TFS!
By all means, do! That’s why they are here.~skt