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Thursday Thirteen Number 18—Multiple Personality Disorder

by Shelly Kneupper Tucker on July 11, 2007

Y’all have seen those silly personality tests that float around the internet. I think they are goofy, ridiculous and bogus. They are all a load of bunk. And, I can never resist taking them! I have had them hidden on another page for the longest time because, quite frankly, I was a bit embarrassed about my “addiction.” I thought I’d bring them out for Thursday Thirteen and share them, just in case you are a sucker for them, too.

I remember seeing a t-shirt once that said: “I only do what the voices in my head tell me to do.” If you compare my tests, it’s easy to see that my name should be Sybil. These can’t possibly have been taken by the same person!

I’ll let you in on a little secret: If you don’t like the assessment you get, go back and change the answers! I experimented with one that said, “How Piscean are you?” Well, heck. I’m born March 6th, so I think I’m pretty darned Piscean. The first time I took it, I was only 68% Piscean. By taking it again, and working with the answers (read that “cheating and lying“), I was able to be 100% Piscean! But, I didn’t like how they described me, so I dumped that one.

Below are Thirteen Internet “Personality Tests.” Go ahead, you know you want to take one. Click the link at the bottom of each test and it will take you to the page. Answer the questions to see who you are (then change them to be who you want to be!). If you find one you like, you can post it on your site. If you hate the assessment you get, well, don’t tell anyone and they will never know.


you are blueviolet
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Your dominant hues are blue and magenta. You’re the one who goes to all the parties but doesn’t quite fit in at every one… you know what you want, but are afraid of what the world might think of it. You’re a little different and that’s okay with them, and if you’re smart it’s okay with you too.

Your saturation level is higher than average – You know what you want, but sometimes know not to tell everyone. You value accomplishments and know you can get the job done, so don’t be afraid to run out and make things happen.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.

the spacefem.com html color quiz



Your Brain is Purple


Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic.
You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense.
Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places – or a very different life for yourself.


10 Thursday Thirteen Number 18   Multiple Personality Disorder

You are The Wheel of Fortune

Good fortune and happiness but sometimes a species of
intoxication with success

The Wheel of Fortune is all about big things, luck, change, fortune. Almost always good fortune. You are lucky in all things that you do and happy with the things that come to you. Be careful that success does not go to your head however. Sometimes luck can change.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.



Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)


Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.

Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.



You Are 40% Girly


You are a pretty hardcore tomboy, and a very free spirit.
Gender roles be dammed, you like to do things your way.


You Are Psyche!


Eternally in search of purpose and insight.
You’re curious and creative with a total sense of wonder.
Totally empathetic, you pick up on other’s moods easily.
Just be sure to pamper yourself as well!


You Are a Rainbow


Breathtaking and rare
You are totally enchanting and intriguing
But you usually don’t stick around long!

You are best known for: your beauty

Your dominant state: seducing



Who Should Paint You: Pablo Picasso


Your an expressive soul who shows many emotions, with many subtleties
Only a master painter could represent your glorious contradictions


You Are a Lime Margarita


Realistic and grounded, you have the energy to tackle any obstacle that stands in your way.
Hyper and driven, you despise lazy behavior of all kinds… especially lazy drunks too tired to dance!


You Are Somewhat Machiavellian


You’re not going to mow over everyone to get ahead…
But you’re also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it’s an ugly place.
You just don’t get ugly yourself – unless you have to!


You Belong in 1955


You’re fun loving, romantic, and more than a little innocent. See you at the drive in!


You Are a Jelly Donut


So you’re a little rounder than most folks – but it’s only in the right places!
You maintain a clean exterior, even if you’re all messy on the inside.
You think you’re the best, and that’s mostly true…
But remember, you’re just an empty shell without your jelly!


Your Aura is Red


You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.
Usually, you don’t take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation – and it works!

The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures

Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez

Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon


Pretty silly, aren’t they? But, I’m a jelly donut, and don’t you forget it! What kind of donut are you??

After you find out just how fractured your own personality is, leave a comment and you will be magically linked on this post. Then go visit other Thursday Thirteen participants. Come back another day and “set a spell” on the porch with me.
[update: I’m adding a few other TTs that interested me as I get the opportunity:

  • Modern Musings tells why we should sponsor her in the Blogathon for Charity.
  • Mark Caldwell at Too Many Ideas gives a funny list of why he might not have left a comment on your Thursday Thirteen.
  • Some Things Need Said, But Most Don’t listed Thirteen Things I wish I wanted or wish I didn’t.
  • J’s Thought and Musings listed some mouthwatering summertime foods!
  • TeaTime Ramblings tells what she loves about camping, and what her future holds! Great RV pic.

    Other posts you might enjoy:

    1. Thursday Thirteen Number Thirty-Seven. My Distractions.
    2. Thursday Thirteen Number 28. I Do NOT Feel Guilty
    3. Thursday Thirteen Number 24. If My Life Was On Videotape
    4. Thursday Thirteen Number 31–Just A Jumble
    5. Thursday Thirteen Number Forty—Things I’m Learning From Blogging


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    Danielle July 11, 2007 at 6:00 pm

    What a great TT!
    I admit taking a few of those myself. For some reason I always feel as if I have been given a deeper glance within my depths.Cong :roll: ;-)

    It flowed…They’re so fun.

    Congratulations on the success of Share a Square!!!! You are sooo great to rally up the troops who have so willingly answered the call. I do hope I added a few.

    Be well and enjoy the day.

    href=”http://www.taureandevi.blogspot.com”>Modern Musings

    You did, and I thank you! Did I not have you listed? I’m having trouble keeping up with it all. I think I have it figured out, but I gotta go re-check~skt
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    Mark Caldwell July 11, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    I’d seen many of those before but not the Donut one. The mind boggles sometimes at the opportunity for utter sillyness the Internet has created :grin:

    Hey, there is nothing silly about this! “Ich bin ein Berliner.” In fact, I’m a jelly Berliner! :lol: ~skt

    Jessica The Rock Chick July 11, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    OMG! Ok, we are going to have to stop this “same wavelength” thing because that is EXACTLY what I was going to do with my Thursday Thirteen this week! No Lie! This is almost freaking me out a bit now! :)

    Just in case you were wondering…I am a root beer flavored jelly bean :) HAHAHAHAAA!!!!

    Happy TT! Hope you enjoyed your visit with your son!

    Jessica The Rock Chick

    Wait a minute… I don’t have the jelly bean one. What is a root beer flavored? I mean, what does that make you? I’m sorry I stole your idea. See, what the tests don’t tell you is that I am psycho. Yep. I guess what Jessica wants to do for TT, and I jump in there and do it first. They always said I was “fast.” In fact, they wrote it on bathroom walls! With my phone number! :lol: ~skt

    Annie July 11, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    Oh, you are so Piscean! I know this because my birthday is March 1, and I recognize the pattern… the pattern is – there is no predictable pattern. And the fact that you go back and “tweak” the answers… well, that’s definitely a Pisces trait! Absolutely!

    Can’t wait to try these tests out… yeah, I can’t resist them either.

    Annie

    :lol: You are so right, Annie. I hated admitting I tweak the answers, but there you go. Find out what kind of donut you are and let me know! I wonder if you are also a jelly donut??~skt

    Blogaritaville, USA July 11, 2007 at 7:07 pm

    I love those things too!

    They are pretty addictive! Thanks for stopping by~skt

    Lara July 11, 2007 at 7:27 pm

    This was hysterical! I take these things all the time and find them an absolute scream. I’m going to try a couple of these so I can how messed up the internet thinks I am! (like I need the internet to tell me????)
    Very funny — great 13!
    Lara

    Thank you Lara. But you didn’t tell me what kind of donut you are! :lol: ~skt

    Susan Helene Gottfried July 11, 2007 at 7:57 pm

    VERY clever this week! (like most weeks aren’t?)

    You are too nice, Susan. This was an easy one compared to some. Have a great rest of the week.~skt

    Lisa July 11, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    Wow, you put a lot of effort into this list! Good job.

    Happy Thursday.

    Naa! I had most of these already done :lol: Like I said, I hid them because I was embarrassed. Thanks for stopping by~skt

    Jen July 11, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    I am a glazed donut and Aquamarine..

    Okay, you know that you’re plain – and you’re cool with that.
    You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
    Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone dig you.
    And in a pinch, you’ll probably get eaten.

    I have to send One Gal and Sparky over here, I have been razzing them about the quizzes this week. They are fun and boy wouldn’t that be a cool job to have? I think I wrote a post about quizzes once….

    ROFL! You made me snort coke! That’s as in CocaCola, and it was out of my nose, not in. I’ll have to check out that post in the morning! ~skt

    L-Squared July 11, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    What a great TT idea! I have a love/hate for these quiz things too – they’re so silly but somehow irresistable.
    I’ve done a few of these before (my brain is purple too, I was Rain, and I was only 20% girly!), but now I’ll have to try the rest. :grin:

    Sorry I gave you another way to waste time :lol: Isn’t it crazy the things we will fall for trying? I could have put twenty more up there without even blinking. Be sure to tell me what donut you are. Teamouse was a Boston Cream, and that’s what I wanted to be!~skt

    TeaMouse July 11, 2007 at 9:02 pm

    Big surprise I am a Boston Cream(my all time favorite donut)

    You have a tough exterior. No one wants to mess with you.
    But on the inside, you’re a total pushover and completely soft.
    You’re a traditionalist, and you don’t change easily.
    You’re likely to eat the same doughnut every morning, and pout if it’s sold out.

    I’ll admit, I take this tests regularly and I’ve been known to re-take them especially when I know they got it so wrong.

    I even had to induldge in a ‘what American accent do you have’ today…yes I know I am not American and guess what I couldn’t fool the quiz either they knew I was Canadian from the get go and they assured me that any red blooded American would have me pegged with my first sentence and that is even with out my….eh!

    I wanted to be a Boston Cream!!! What did you have to answer to get that :lol: What American accent did you have? Duh! How in the world did you think you would pass that?? You are too funny~skt

    TeaMouse July 11, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    Psssst Shelly – the link for Mark’s post takes us to Modern Musings.

    No it doesn’t…what are you talking about?:wink:~skt

    Damien Riley July 11, 2007 at 9:30 pm

    I am an INFP. I was a little disturbed at the 40% girlish rating tho!

    You didn’t take the test! You are just making that up! INFP is VERY RARE! Did you cheat? You had to, because you wouldn’t be 40% girlish…would you?~skt

    Cordia Amant July 11, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    Shelly! Why did you have to get me started on these things? I just meant to pop on over for a minute and then I saw all those tantalizing tests asking me to take them. I can spend hours doing them and have already done most of those you listed. (I’m green and Artemis, by the way.) Great idea for a TT though. ;-)

    :lol: If these interested you, go visit Jessica The Rock Chick. She had been working on the same type of post and I beat her to the punch. Fortunately, she went ahead and posted. She has different ones, so you can waste another whole day!~skt

    Gattina July 11, 2007 at 10:30 pm

    I can’t deny, you did a lot of work with this TT, lol ! Of course these tests are silly, and not to be taken seriously, but they are funny ! I always do them just to have a good laughter !

    I didn’t do much work, Gattina, because I had already done most of them. Yes, they are silly, but I take them seriously :lol: . Jessica The Rock Chick has some more, if you can’t get enough~skt

    Crimson Wife July 11, 2007 at 10:31 pm

    I’m an INFP too! I read somewhere that INFP is the most common MBTI type among bloggers, followed by INTJ and INTP.

    I don’t know, I think it’s a lot of BS :lol: . I don’t know what half of these things mean…I just like to read the silly answers~skt

    Damozel (Buck Naked Politics) July 11, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    I’ve never taken any of those except the INFP one. I can’t wait to try them—I’m saving the page to delicious so I can come back to it. I’m dying to find out what color my brain and aura are….

    Yes, Damozel, but most importantly, what kind of donut are you? :lol: ~skt

    Damozel (Buck Naked Politics) July 11, 2007 at 11:13 pm

    Just a quick second note to say thanks—I couldn’t resist and did them all.

    Go to Jessica the Rock Chick and she has more. We can keep you busy for a week!~skt

    Gloria July 12, 2007 at 12:09 am

    At least online personality test gives us more reason to waste time online (enjoyably) and at the same time feed our narcissism, that we mask as “quest to better understand ourselves”.

    Happy TT. :mrgreen:

    Feed the narcissism…there you go. I resemble that remark :lol: ~skt

    Robin July 12, 2007 at 12:57 am

    Hee hee, I’m a powdered devil’s food donut:

    A total sweetheart on the outside, you love to fool people with your innocent image.
    On the inside you’re a little darker, richer, and more complex.
    You’re a hedonist who demands more than one pleasure at a time.
    Decadent and daring, you test the limits of human indulgence.

    I dunno though, I prefer the ones with the gooey insides – preferably chocolate or cream!

    :lol: A Devil’s Food Donut! That sounds way better than a jelly donut. And oh…you get to be decadent and daring. I’m so jealous I could spit!~skt

    Fourier Analyst July 12, 2007 at 2:40 am

    Great list, maybe some of these will help with an issue I am struggling with (see my recent blog post)! Thanks for the smiles anyway!

    I doubt these would help! Only muddle the matter. I posted some link love to send the ex-pats your way. Maybe some of them are dealing with teenage issues and can help.~skt

    Nancy Liedel July 12, 2007 at 6:43 am

    What an interesting and hard won list! I opened a few of those to test myself. Self knowledge is a good thing :)

    Yes, it is but I think these probably tell us more about the minds of those who sit around making these test up for us to take :lol: ~skt

    Joy T. July 12, 2007 at 9:50 am

    I admit it. I took a lot of them. Even found out I am apparently part man in one of them. Great. I enjoyed taking the tests though. Lots of fun!

    Geez! I don’t know what to say. Which part is “man?”:lol:~skt

    Jennifer July 12, 2007 at 10:19 am

    I enjoyed your 13. I get sucked into taking those too. Sometimes they’re just good time wasters.

    :lol: Jennifer, ALWAYS they are good time wasters!~skt

    JAM July 12, 2007 at 11:17 am

    I like this idea. I haven’t done any of these, but I do have a few thoughts.

    I love the little icon of the lady under the “You Belong in 1955″ heading. Really cute.

    I think The King (Elvis) would be proud of you, because he, himself loved a good jelly doughnut.

    Thank you, thank you very much~skt

    Comedy Plus July 12, 2007 at 11:52 am

    Not participating, but wanted to comment. This is very clever Shelly. Very clever indeed. You are so sharp. Have a great day. :)

    Sharp like a marble, Sandee:lol: You can comment whether you play or NOT!~skt

    SusieJ July 12, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    Now, you’ve got me thinking. HMMMM

    OH NO! If SusieJ is thinking, what does it all mean? Sounds like a post is about to be written~skt

    Vixen July 12, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Now you have hooked me…and I am a Caramel Crunch donut:
    You’re a complex creature, and you’re guilty of complicating things for fun.
    You’ve been known to sit around pondering the meaning of life…
    Or at times, pondering the meaning of your doughnut.
    To frost or not to frost? To fill or not to fill? These are your eternal questions.

    I think it’s remarkable that it describes me exactly….

    Two more squares on their way :grin:

    At least your eternal questions have delicious answers :lol: ~skt

    Arkie Mama July 12, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Oh, fun! This should keep my busy for quite some time, if I can wrest the computer away from Hubs this evening.

    I bet you can win! Use your feminine wiles:wink:~skt

    Melessa July 12, 2007 at 7:32 pm

    I belong in 1984, but I think I already knew that! Great TT!

    Thanks, Melessa. Sorry you are stuck in 2007! :lol: ~skt

    Shauna July 12, 2007 at 8:13 pm

    Wow! More ways to spend time on the ‘net. If only I had time…

    :lol: if we ALL only had time~skt

    Marcia July 13, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    I was an INFJ just last year, but the last two times I have taken one I was an INFP, either way, I am a rare bird. My aura came out with one set of applicable answers as Violet – I can’t imagine what the other set of true answers would be — we need a chance to give both sides of our personalities!

    By the way, I know you redid ’til you got the Lion I came up with a blank raccoon – twice. I refused to post it – or cheat.

    I re-did, but only because I lied the first time and got a raven!~skt

    Rosemarie July 14, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    I Belong in 1974

    Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you’re partying or protesting, you give it your all!

    RIGHT ON! :lol:

    It’s good to know who you are, isn’t it? Amazing that this one was so true!~skt

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