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Have y’all ever had “success” dangling in front of your eyes like a carrot in front of a work horse? You can almost touch it, but not quite. Then, some yahoo pulls it away? If you are a blogger, you surely have. The “yahoo” in question is Technorati, not Yahoo.com.
For a brief shining moment on Saturday, all of the blogs on the world wide web were “equal.” Technorati, the entity that judges our “rank,” had a glitch and ranked every blog as Number One. However, Technorati giveth and Technorati taketh away. By the end of the day, the glitch was repaired and we were all put in our humble places.
This came especially hard to a friend of mine who wants nothing more than to be able to splash this A-list badge on her blog. To be on this “elite list,” one’s blog must have 500 links to it. The problem is that we work hard to get those links, but after six months they are no longer valid. The links drop away, like a yahoo pulling away the carrot.
I want my friend to be on that A-list. In fact, I want her to reach that goal so badly that I am offering a raffle for this Thursday Thirteen in order to send her over the top. All in the world you have to do for the chance to WIN FABULOUS PRIZES, is link to Jessica The Rock Chick at Life is RANTastic. Let me tell you how to enter and why with this Thursday Thirteen:
1. Why should you enter? I can’t believe y’all have to ask! It’s GOOD KARMA! It doesn’t matter if you don’t believe in karma; consider the Golden Rule. If you do something nice for someone else, it will come back to you ten fold. Trust me on this. I would never lie to you.
2. If that reason doesn’t move you, then let your filthy greed rule you. Enter because there are PRIZES, PRIZES, PRIZES! When we put Jessica over the top, I’ll have a raffle and give away TWO Amazon gift certificates in the amount of $10 each. I’ll give away a deck of Elvis playing cards, a set of 3 sudoku books AND my firstborn child! Well, maybe not that (he is a lawyer, and would probably bring legal action for offering him as a prize), but I’ll come up with more prizes as we go along to entice you.
3. Give you another reason? Links! If you are hungry for links to your blog, I’ll list you several times, and I’ll make Jessica do that, too. She’ll do it because I said so! That ought to be reason enough for you, too.
4. You need more reasons than that? EVERYONE should know Jessica The Rock Chick. She’s one of the coolest bloggers around. When she visits your blog, she takes the time to actually read what you have written before making an insightful, intelligent (often hilarious) comment. All of us want real readers instead of just another “comment ho,” as my buddy Claire would call them.
5. Jessica’s posts are pithy and fun to read. She knows what’s happening in the world of entertainment. She’ll take you on a journey without you having to leave your chair, as she tells you about stalking Jon Bon Jovi or riding on an elephant at a Renaissance Fair. She can tug your emotions with a post about her grandfather, or have you rolling on the floor with laughter as she muses about Paris Hilton.
6. You will not meet many bloggers more generous than Jessica The Rock Chick. She devoted herself to blogging for charity in the Blogathon 2007, and if THAT doesn’t tell you that she is generous, then I can tell you more.
7. Recently, when I was feeling a little panicky about the Share A Square program to make afghans for children with cancer, Jessica (along with several other people I’ll soon be naming) jumped in to spread the word. She researched on the internet to find crochet groups and posted on their forums. She even wrote an advertisement for the Chicago Craig’s List! She’s the kind of friend YOU want to have.
8. You can say you knew her “when.” AND, if you ever visit Chicago, Jessica The Rock Chick would probably let you come along on a Rock Chick gig. But, in order to go, she tells me, you have to be able to remain awake after 10:30 at night. That lets me out, but maybe not you.
9. If none of those reasons blow your dress up, try this one: We can mess with Technorati! Why not, they mess with us. You know you want to do it.
10. 
Now that I’ve convinced you, how do you enter? The first thing you have to do is put this button on a post (right click it and save it, then upload it). Put these words beside the picture,
You don’t have to write a whole post. In fact, just go add it as an update to your Thursday Thirteen right now while you are thinking about it!
11. After you have posted, come back and tell me with a comment on this post (though you don’t have to enter to comment).
12. The more times you link to The Rock Chick, the more chances you have to WIN FABULOUS PRIZES. You could
a.) Mention Life is RANTastic in a blog post and link to the site: 1 raffle ticket.
b.) In a blog post, link to any article Jessica has written: 1 raffle ticket
c.) Add Life is RANTastic to your blogroll: 3 tickets
d.) Link to this post to let your readers enter (so we can get Jessica on the A-list even faster!): 3 tickets.
13. The raffle occurs when Jessica reaches 500 links, so tell people to enter! We have to hurry, though. Jessica’s links are getting older. On Saturday, she had 462 links. Today, it has dropped to 454! Let’s not let Technorati do that to her! Let’s send the Rock Chick to the A-List! I’ve tried to make it easy for you. In fact, it’s so easy a caveman could do it, if he had a blog.
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Shelly, OMG! You are truly the awesome one and could go rock chicking with me ANYTIME! If you come to Chicago, I’ll see if I can get an earlier gig
I’m going to write my 13 reasons why I need to be on the A-List
Yes, Bon Jovi will be mentioned in one of them 
Thank you–you rock! To the A list we go!!
Jessica
Yes ma’am YOU do! You will get to meet Bon Jovi yet.~skt
Ok, so I will try and link her in Technorati, right? Or, do I have to do it in my blogroll??
Great list for a blogging friend… Our list is up if you want to stop by and have a look!
Thanks for stopping by. I’m not sure that a fav in Technorati works the same as a link…I’ll fave you in Technorati and add you to my blogroll.
I have added her as a FAV in technorati…
She’s really not an A-list blogger??? I’m amazed.
She’s not yet, but you can help her out….:wink:~skt
P.S. I already had you as a “fave” in Technorati, but I added you to my blogroll
~skt
LOL….you should be in advertising
First let’s see if my argument worked on YOU
~skt
Well, I’m in the middle of TT right now, so doing this right now isn’t going to happen. I will try to do it tomorrow. Have a great TT and you are just the nicest person Shelly. You really are.
Nahh. I’ll make Jessica pay me back. Actually, this is payback to HER for her hardwork on Share A Square. Don’t forget her
OMG- you really should be in advertising, I am picturing a grown woman in front of her computer with a tissue to her eyes…
Will be posting the picture in my contest link. This was a fun Thursday 13 idea.
Thanks for posting about her. Are we doing another contest?? Have I missed that you have a contest link? Am I not paying attention? You are already one of my Technorati “faves;” you are in my sidebar; and I’ll talk about you a whole bunch more. I appreciate you.~skt
got ya!
http://blog.karaandrandy.com/2007/08/09/karma/
Hope she makes it. Added her to both my blogrolls and to technorati favorites.
You ROCK, Kara!
~skt
Ok, I went back and updated my TT to link to RC! Anything I can do for someone from my hometown!
Happy TT!
I didn’t know Chicago was your hometown?? I thought you were a Texan! Doesn’t change my opinion of you…I can still love a gal from Chicago (in fact I love several of you). You are such a sweetheart, Sherry. Get to Texas in a hurry.~skt
Hi, Shelley! Long time no see — been writing my buns off (bad metaphor, sorry
) and have been sporadic on my T13s lately, but I just wanted to say I think what you’re doing to help Jessica is great! She’s indeed got an awesome blog, so COUNT ME IN.
I’ve added her to my main blogroll, put the Rock Chick button in a prominent place in my sidebar with a link to her blog, and I’ve added her to my Technorati faves.
I hope she makes it — GO JESSICA!
Happy TT to you, Shelly!
Hey Girl, I’m not a very good blogger friend myself these days, but I can crochet up a storm! Thanks for helping Jessica to the top. You are already on my blogroll and my Technorati faves, but Jessica will add you to hers
. I need to get over there and see what’s up. I read in the Google Reader, but never swoop in for the comment anymore. Once I start commenting, the day is gone. You know exactly what I mean! Oh! At the Coffee shop this morning, there was a kid trying to save a two week old kitten that had been abandoned by its Momma. I thought about you, because I know how much you like cats. That kitten was so beautiful! It had that persian face and blue eyes (just barely open). It didn’t want to nurse on the bottle the kid had (the nipple may have been too big or that may have been why the Momma abandoned it). If you had been there, you’d have snatched it away to save it. I almost did, but remembered the 5 cats at home!~skt
If all of us did link exchanges, we’d all have higher authority.
Yes, we WOULD! I’ve just added you to my blogroll & my Technorati faves. Jessica will do the same, I’m certain
Thanks for helping out!~skt
You have me convinced. I am adding a link to her in my tonights post.
And, you are in my Technorati faves and my blogroll! Thank you for the help to reach Jessica’s goal!~skt
I swear I’ve seen this exact post before, but I haven’t done a TT in at least a month. That is so weird.
It’s deja vu all over again! We haven’t tried to send the Rock Chick over the top, but maybe there is nothing new under the sun
Thanks for stopping by, and let me know if you want to help Jessica’s cause. You’d be glad you did!~skt
What an awesome idea this is… I read it before I put my TT together so I decided to help out. There’s a link in my post and I added Jessica the Rock Chick to my blogroll. She’s going to stay there too, I had lots of fun visiting her site.
You’re a very good friend Shelley and I think you have a new career path!
LOL! Harlekwin, I only wish I had a new career path. I can sell YOU, but I can’t sell ME! You get my meaning? First I’d have to get a job! I appreciate you helping the Rock Chick. I already have you as a Technorati fave & on my blogroll. I may have to mention templates and banners and send people to you with another link…or do you care about those
~skt
You do know how to help a friend reach the A list–She is more than on here way.
Are you in advertising–or marketing—you have it down pat.
I’ve linked in two places:
http://www.pussreboots.pair.com and http://pussreboots.livejournal.com but I’m not using the artwork.
Happy TT.
Thank you, Puss Reboots! I’ve added both your blogs to my blogroll. I tried to Technorati fave your live journal one, but it didn’t work. I did favorite the other. I appreciate you helping me ROCK Jessica’s world!~skt
Go Jessica!
Thanks for the cheerleading, Rosemarie!~skt
Was just planning on working on my blogroll so have added Rock-Chick and she is on my Technorati Fave list! Go Rock-Chick!
WHOO WHOO! Thank you for helping her out here. You are already on my blogroll, but let me double check that you are in my Technorati faves. I’m sure Jessica will add you to hers! ~skt
fantastic idea, now do I have to link her on technocrati, or can I just slip her into my blogroll. I love messing with the man.
Blogroll, please, Sparky! I’m not sure if favoriting someone on Technorati gives a link!
Now that is a COOL thing for a friend to do.
I am just under that mark myself, enjoyed that one shining moment of number 1 LOL, and have had that rank and authority wild swing drive me nuts. I no longer can look LOL.
I will check out your rock chick friend Jessica.
Julie
Ravin’ Picture Maven
Well, because I KNOW you will love her and add her to your links, I went ahead and put you on my sidebar and added you to my Technorati faves! ~skt
Any friend of yours is a friend of mine. I added her to my blogroll and I’ll do the same for my Technorati faves. And heck, I’ll even read the blog, too.
Aww, Robin, you are a living doll. I already have you in my blogroll and my Technorati faves. But, you KNOW I will link to you like crazy any chance I get.:wink: I know Jessica will add you, too, and of course you are in the raffle~skt
Okay, I posted a post. Linked the picture and site, linked to a post of hers, added her to my buddies, and linked to you. I covered them all. Have a great day.
You are a sweetheart, Sandee! Already you are one of my Technorati faves, and on my blogroll. But, I’ll continue to link you like crazy. Now about those permalinks….:lol:~skt
Linked, mentioned, linked to here, and added to blogroll because she is awesome. Not because of the contest!
http://vixensden.wordpress.com/2007/08/08/thursday-13-7/
Yeah, Jessica is awesome! And, thank you for helping out, contest or no…but you are in!:lol:~skt
Us women bloggers have to stick together.
My TT is about peridots.
Yes, we do need to stick together! And, because I loved your Thursday Thirteen on peridots, I added you to my Technorati Favorites and my blogroll! Now tell me where to find a peridot so I can make dreams become reality!!
~skt
So this lawyer son…is he single?
I’ll try to get a post up with a link tomorrow when my home internet is back and working.
You don’t really want to know about the son. He’s single but he’s a LAWYER. All the jokes you’ve heard are true! I’ll go ahead and add you to my blogroll and Technorati favorites, because I KNOW you will want to add Jessica!~skt
Okay, I’m still confused on this whole Technorati thing, but I’m planning on working on my blog this weekend and updating blogrolls, etc., and I’m already a regular Rock Chick reader, so she will be added to my blogroll this weekend.
What a great friend you are!!!
Jessica is the great friend, Karina. You already know that, though, don’t you? I just added you to my blogroll and my Technorati faves. You’ll be on Jessica’s, too. Don’t worry about Technorati. As soon as you figure it out, they change it!
~skt
Since I ALREADY have her linked on this blog, I will link to her on another blog of mine—I’ve got 9 of them! And I’ll let you know when I’ve done so!
My post today is about deliberations about running a blog contest on my blog, and you’ve given me some great ideas! Mahalo for that! You’re also, I must note, a very good friend to have, and Jessica is lucky to have you as a friend too!
Oh, if you are going to have a contest, plan it once and then plan it twice! There are always surprises. NINE BLOGS??? LOL~skt
Ok….I went and added her link to all of my NINE blogs. You can discover what they are by looking into the about me at the top of each of my blogs. If you can’t find them, contact me and I’ll let you know which 9 blogs they are. I don’t want to spam you by listing all my blogs here. I didn’t do this to win prizes, but hey, I sure should have lots of raffle tickets now, and should I win a prize or two, I might offer them as prizes for my upcoming contest and link back to you as to their origination.
Yeah, Baby, you are going to get a lot of raffle tickets. And, I will link you on all my blogs (but it may be in the morning, because I’m wearing out—it happens—I’m old). I’ll link to ALL NINE and Fave them, too! How can you not win something with this many entries? For nine blogs, you DESERVE a prize!
~skt
it’d be cool if Jessica would make the A-List…I’m in
And, you are on my blogroll and my Technorati faves. I’m sure Jessica will add you to hers, as well! YAAY! Thanks for helping Rock her world!~skt
Holy cow! You guys all rock! This is awesome! I’m wondering if I just might be there already!!! Technorati is taking his sweet time updating, though….That guy, I’ll tell ya!!!
Thanks again to all of you!! You’ve all also been blogrolled and technorati favorited on my site–lots of link love today!!
Jessica The Rock Chick
Sweetie, they are gonna Rock you to the top! They’ve been commenting hot and heavy (and I notice folks are talking at your house, too!). I’m exhausted! I may have to go to bed early and attack this again in the morning! Whoo Whoo! Rock Chick to the A-list!~skt
I always wanna help someone reach a goal! And, besides, I’ve visited her blog – LOVED it, and immediately subscribed to it! So – I’ve already made my post – come on everyone, let’s help!
Good for you Misty Dawn! I’ve just added you to my blogroll and Technorati faves. Jessica will do the same! I appreciate you entering the raffle!~skt
I linked her below my TT!
Yay for raffle prizes!
Whoot! I knew that YOU would…I see your name at her house all the time! I appreciate you jumping in (sorry for the delayed response…I saw “Jessica” and thought the Rock Chick was bothering me while I was working
so I ignored her!)~skt
I’m lost on this. Do I have to join the thursday thirteen to help on this? Dumdittydum.
No, Janet, absolutely not! At my blog, you don’t even have to be part of TT to comment on Thursday. I don’t intimidate you with Mr. Linky! Please join! And, THANK YOU!
Okay, I’ve shared the love. “Let’s rock The Rock Chick’s World! Send Life is RANTastic to the A-List.”
A post devoted to The Rock Chick. Plus I’ve added her to my personal Blogroll.
Cool, Amy! Thank you so much. I’ll get you linked up to me sometime today…and I know Jessica will, too!~skt
She’s up on mine!! And you are linked as well!! Good luck with this A-list stuff! =)
I posted it, but I’m sorry, I used your link for the button…
I promise once I get home I’ll save it and create my own link!!!
Happy Friday
what a friend you are to help jessica. so of course i want to win ALL the prizes
and i’ve mentioned and linked to jessica oodles of times over the past few months… do all those older posts count too?
i do have her linked on technorati as a fav, and she’s a link in my fav blogs on blogger, and i just wrote a post about her too: http://kinders4.blogspot.com/2007/08/rock-out-rock-chick.html
Any link added after this post was published counts, Kendra. Our job here is to get her the “new” links to send her over the top. But, I thank you and will link you up like crazy here just as soon as I get back from a date with my spouse. Thank you!!~skt
Ok, I added her to my blogroll. I posted about her and some of her posts in my TT post. And I added her and the button to my Contest Frenzy post, with a link to you and your contest.
I hope it helps her out, this is a great idea!
WhoooHooo, I was able to fix the badge! (I’m so terrible with those sorts of things.)
Have a great weekend!
*chuckle* You say that like it’s a bad thing. Some of my best friends have been lawyers.
Two of them are now involved in filing an action against the government on behalf of Katrina victims and one is an ex-Assistant D.A.-turned JAG.
Both you and Rock Chick are on the blog roll and in my Technorati favorites. Even more important you are both on the “Daily Blogs” in my pull down Favorites. So even when I don’t have time to comment, I always read two of best blogs around.
I linked to Jessica and you, too, while I was at it. Have enjoyed both sites.
I’m sure it’s been a busy weekend but I wanted to make sure you knew about this other link I made…
Pimp the light fantastic at PhotoJulia.com
What a nice thing to do!
Best of luck with the rating thing!
Took me a while, but my post will be up momentarily, and the Rock Chick has been added to my blogroll as well.
i linked her to my blogroll!!!
OK, I got one. I added the link to my Text-Link-ads feedvertising. That will add a link with every fourth post. Dang I’m smart.
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