A Hollywood Writer Writes?

Editor’s Note: Poor Dora thought she had her own blog, but she has been “demoted” to space here. Shhh! Don’t tell her. She’s living in her own little world.

How exciting! My very first post on my very own blog! I just know my sisters Abby and Ann would be so green with envy! Shelly doesn’t have this “house” looking the way it should just yet. There should be many more “bells and whistles.”

That Shelly is a sweet girl, but did I tell you she is a nutcase? I don’t know why I have to channel through her! Why couldn’t I have gotten someone like Jessica The Rock Chick? There’s a girl who knows what is happening in the world. Or, Susie J? She can actually write! No, I got stuck with Shelly, so I’ll just have to make the best of it.

She did pass on a wonderful letter to me from a Hollywood Writer. Isn’t that exciting? Here it is:

Dear Dora,

Signed,
A Hollywood Writer

What the?

Dear Hollywood,
Well, I never! Of course you aren’t going to write anything! There are no residuals! Thankfully, there are bloggers out there willing to take up the slack. They can send me their Dear Dora questions, and I will gladly answer them (with excellent advice, I might add). They will even get a link to their own blogs! All they have to do is contact my alter ego to get the ball rolling.
As for you, get back to work! I’m tired of watching Howie Mandel and The Biggest Loser. Or, is Howie Mandel the biggest loser? No matter. I need some television with substance.

Is that an oxymoron?

Kiss, Kiss

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Tagged as: advice, Dear Dora, humor