Any What Can Cook?

Editor’s Note: Poor Dora thought she had her own blog, but she has been “demoted” to space here. Shhh! Don’t tell her. She’s living in her own little world.

Any Bitch Can Cook

I can’t!

Can you believe that Shelly had the nerve to buy this book on her honeymoon? How romantic can you be? She even has the nerve to put it in plain sight on her cabinets!!

The authors of this book claim that “Bitch” stands for “Babe In Total Control of Herself.” Puhleeze! That would mean that Shelly isn’t one.

Now, trust me I could cook if I wanted to do so. But, why? I have hired help to do the drudgery. However, I must admit that there are recipes in this book that are intriguing.

• Beer Bread
• Rum Slush
• Wine Marinated Artichoke Hearts
• Loin of Pork in Red Wine
• Chicken Breasts in Champagne
• Whiskey Cake
• Scotch Eggs

Do you see where I am going with this? No wonder Shelly swears by this book (Did I tell you she swears all the time? She doesn’t have to be by this book to do so).

At the back of the book, it even has a section of “Household Hints!” The authors claim that it contains “tips to remedy this or that in the household.” I’m not so sure. You don’t need them if you have me.

But, wouldn’t this make a nice coffee table book?

Kiss, Kiss

Other posts you might enjoy:

1. The Dog Ate It
2. Shelly Needs To STOP Referring To Herself In The Third Person
3. A Hollywood Writer Writes?
4. Titillation Part Two
5. Address Unknown

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