I Love/Hate My Job

Yes, I’m having a “love-hate relationship” with my job right now. I bet most of y’all go through that, too. I am relieved that there are times that I love it, because I know there are some people who despise the work they do to make a living. I realize I’m fortunate, and I try not to complain too much.

That nursery rhyme is running through my head: “There was a little girl who had a little curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. When she was bad, she was horrid!

That describes my job perfectly. When I get to tell stories to the audience, I think I’m in heaven. I love making people laugh, watching their faces as they get engaged in a story, and making them use their imaginations. In those moments, I would tell you that there is no finer job than mine. That’s the “very, very good” part.

This week is especially wonderful, because I’m performing for 6th graders in Frisco ISD (one of the districts for which I prefer to work). I have to admit that kids in 6th grade are special favorites of mine. They are old enough to “get it,” but usually they are still young enough not to have an attitude (usually is the operative word). It’s been a treat all week working with them, except that I’m suffering exhaustion (I see a doctor next Monday, and I’ll know more). I get home in the afternoon, and my energy is spent. All I’ve done this week is fall in bed when I get home and sleep through until morning. If you have been trying to contact me, I barely look at the computer. Sorry.

I’d be having a blast, even exhausted, if I didn’t have the horrid part to deal with at the same time. What’s the horrid part? Paperwork and pencil pushers! Unfortunately, most of my work time is spent dealing with that. It’s how I get paid.

Frisco is easy. I have worked for them before, so they have the paperwork they need to pay me. I send an invoice and I get a check. They are very organized.

However, I’m pulling my hair out over another gig. Though I have worked for them before (this year), they need duplicate paperwork. I’m not sure they have a filing system in their district. They want me to fax documents at the last minute, and everything is an “emergency!”. Fax my signature and Social Security number to a school office? Nope. Not gonna happen.

What’s that quote? “Poor planning on your part doesn’t constitute an emergency on mine?” I’d love to say that applies, but if I don’t deal with their “emergency,” then I’m the one who will suffer. I won’t get paid. And, their accountants don’t care!

That means I have to fill out the paperwork a third time and find a post office in Frisco today to mail documents to them. I’ve already mailed them to the school once (and they should have already had them from the first time I worked for them). The first time I mailed them, the papers “didn’t get delivered” to the right person. How scary is that? Now, I feel compelled to register the letter!

That’s horrid!

No telling what happened to the stuff I’ve already sent. There may already be hundreds of people out there with my name and Social Security number. If you meet me, ask for identification!

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Bacon Lust

After a day of toiling (telling stories), I came home to discover that my husband was going out to a business dinner. That didn’t bother me too much, because it meant I didn’t have to move off my lazy rear to cook.

Then I found out that the suppliers were taking him to Master Grill Churrascaria! It’s a Brazilian style restaurant that is supposed to be marvelous. I turned green with envy.

You see, I wouldn’t know if it’s marvelous or not, because I have never had the privilege of eating there, although the same suppliers have taken my Sweet Spousal Unit to another restaurant like it (I should become friends with these suppliers, I think). I have heard the tales of an orgy of eating with waiters prancing around the place with skewers of meats that have been slow roasted over an open flame. The meals are expensive, and you can eat all you want. I think the primary goal is to eat until you can’t move and the waiters roll you out to the sidewalk.

I sent him on his merry way and settled down to “feast” upon a meal of cold leftovers, hastily gulped, while brushing off some of my stories for the gigs I have this week. I didn’t mind a little peace and quiet after a hectic day.

He returned to tell me of the experience. The man ate so much, that he was looking a little green! He regaled me with a saga of bacon wrapped jalapeños, bacon wrapped chicken, bacon wrapped steak, bacon wrapped shrimp, bacon wrapped lamb, bacon wrapped pork, and bacon wrapped bacon! In an agony of BACON LUST I fell to the floor writhing and weeping.

Wicked man!

My SSU smiled sweetly, and said, “But, honey, I did bring you a dessert…”

My tears spewed forth anew.

“What’s wrong?” he asked. “It’s key lime pie. You like key lime pie!”

Through a steady stream of tears, I whimpered, “Yes, but is it wrapped in bacon?”

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Update on the Fundraising

Some of y’all may have noticed that I am trying to raise money for Camp Sanguinity (a summer camp for children with cancer). My friend Jessica the Rock Chick at Life is RANTastic is having a raffle to help get the donations rolling. You could win a super cool Ipod Shuffle just by helping children with cancer. That gal can always be counted upon to help stir it up.

She’s calling it a “Shuffle Off.” Jessica’s friend, Crystal, is offering a $10 gift certificate from her online store Two Belles & A Bead. She’s a supremely talented jewelry designer. Check it out!

So, I thought I’d give you an update. Ya wanna know what we have done so far?

Sure you do.
So far, we have raised $670.95 for Camp Sanguinity!!

Actually, we raised $681.11, but PayPal takes $10.16 from that. It’s not the $21,000 I had hoped to raise…but it’s no kick in the pants, either.

I’ll be sending “formal” thank you notes later this week, but I’d like to publicly thank the following folks for their generosity (they might wish to remain anonymous, so I’m just putting a last initial!):
*Marcia AND Leon B.* Judy K. * Barbara W. * Jodi H. * Elizabeth D. * Julene Mc.G. * Anne W. * Connie K. * Kathleen C. * Cindee D. * Sarah M. * Janet W. * Olav and Anne R. * Beth W. * Dee-Ann and Jose C. * Kitty B. (and the ladies of the Aurora Illinois Senior Exercise Class)*

I appreciate your kind hearts, folks. Some kids will be grinning from ear to ear, too. I’ll be sure to let Jessica know to get you in that raffle for the Ipod!

You want to join these good folks? Just click that logo at the bottom of the post and donate the price of a latte (you could skip one today, couldn’t you?).

Here’s the thing: Jessica’s raffle ends on MAY 16TH. Shortly after that, I plan to pass the money on to the camp. I had originally intended to beg and plead until time for camp, but I’m trying to get my life in better balance. As I “re-arrange my plate,” this fund drive is one of the things I have to put back on the platter.

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I appreciate y'all talking to me, Jessica The Rock Chick, Cindee, Penelope Anne, and Robin!

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