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I Think There’s A Country Western Song In This

by Shelly Kneupper Tucker on May 17, 2008

My momma told me not to talk with my mouth full. Sometimes it takes an object lesson to drive a point home.

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My ever delightful husband took me out to get pastries in the early hours of a Saturday morning. That right there is enough to make a gal fall in love with a man. As we munched our muffins, I gazed across the table at him. He’s such a handsome man!



Suddenly washed with a warm feeling of admiration, I muttered (around a mouthful of food), “You’re a hunk, you know it?

He looked at me with the most quizzical expression on his face, as I grabbed my coffee cup.

Wrinkling his nose in distaste he said,

“I’m a Honky Donut??

Coffee was spewed.

I get it, Momma.

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{ 6 comments }

Marcia May 17, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Sounds like one of our conversations… But what a man taking you out in the early hours.

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Penelope Anne May 17, 2008 at 6:56 pm

:lol: I would have spewed soda here had my mouth been full, that is quite the misheard comment there. Sounds like something Allen and I would do.

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Jamie May 17, 2008 at 10:14 pm

Your own Texas version of Ich bin ein berliner complete with jelly donut

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner

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Jessica The Rock Chick May 18, 2008 at 11:00 am

oh, how funny!!! Sometimes when we’re so overcome with love, you have to express it regardless of the timing! Love this post!

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Cindee May 18, 2008 at 3:00 pm

Yummm I love donuts. That is a funny story(-: Another saying I always heard was “The way to a mans heart is through his stomach”…LOL Moms are funny…lol

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Frigga May 19, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Haha, that’s pretty funny! I’m always having to remind my nieces of this rule. 8-)
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