I heard a comedian (I was nearly asleep and didn’t get her name) mention this book the other night, and I didn’t believe it existed. I looked it up this morning and there it was:
Vegan Cooking For One?? Yes, folks, y’all can buy this book to proudly display on your coffee table. Then the whole world will know how pathetic your life truly is: no meat, no eggs, no dairy — and no friends!
That’s the best I can give you this morning, because I have to tackle a “procrastination problem.” First, though, I have to dash to the coffeehouse and get my mocha. I’ll catch you on the flip flop.
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Geeze woman. I’m up to my eyeballs in bad teeth and painkillers, and this still makde me laugh!!
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I wholeheartedly apologize. Not really..but I AM sorry you are doing the toothache thang. I’m having sympathy pains. Get better quickly!
Yikes how sad(-: LOL My daughters friend is a Vegan. I always think that would be a boring life because you can’t eat anything good.(-: Even chocolate has to be a special kind…not for me.
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Almost makes you want to cry, doesn’t it?
Based on the picture when I opened your blog, I was really wondering how you were going to make that the saddest book ever.
I definitely see your point, and it made me laugh quite a bit
I wish I could remember the comedian’s name to credit her…rather, I wish I had thought of it first.
But, I did think it was funny..and thought y’all might.
I do hope you at least grabbed a piece of bacon this morning…can you imagine life without bacon, eggs or even butter???? Yep, vegan for one it would be!
Happy belated birthday and smart choice not to bring back a vase or glass thingy with your cats!
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Thanks for the birthday wish. Vegan? Just shoot me first, thank you.
Single tear.
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Not much sympathy for lonely vegans?
I’ve actually been looking for a vegan cooking for one book–so many cookbooks serve 4-6-8. My husband travels a lot and I hate eating the same thing every day.
And there’s tons and tons and tons of great food to eat, even if you’re vegan. love your blog!!
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Yes, but Faith…does anything taste like bacon?? I hope this works for you. I know about cookbooks that offer gigantic serving sizes. Cooking for one isn’t any fun.