I heard a comedian (I was nearly asleep and didn’t get her name) mention this book the other night, and I didn’t believe it existed. I looked it up this morning and there it was:
Vegan Cooking For One?? Yes, folks, y’all can buy this book to proudly display on your coffee table. Then the whole world will know how pathetic your life truly is: no meat, no eggs, no dairy — and no friends!
That’s the best I can give you this morning, because I have to tackle a “procrastination problem.” First, though, I have to dash to the coffeehouse and get my mocha. I’ll catch you on the flip flop.