You betcha! So, like, I decided to go blond, and Mr. Tucker said, “Say something stupid.”
But, like, I don’t have to be a blond to do that.
I want to get a job proof-reading M & Ms, because I’m tired of getting all those “w”s, aren’t you? I was going to drink some orange juice, but the label said, “concentrate,” and … well….
So, what do you think? I certainly can’t.
Do you have a favorite blond joke? You can add it here in the comments, because it won’t offend me. I’m like Dolly Parton (well, in some ways). See, I know I’m not dumb, and I know I’m not a blond. You can make jokes about redheads if you want — I’m not one of those, either. I dye my hair red as a warning.
Pssst. It’s a wig! I was playing dress up! Don’t y’all ever do that?
So, like, I’m gonna go do a jigsaw puzzle now. The box says “2-4 years,” but I bet I can get it done before the week is out.
[Editor's note: All you natural blonds out there, who just got riled up, simmer down. I'm only making jokes because I'm so jealous I could spit.]
Your turn. Any hair color is fair game.
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How do you know a redhead has been using a computer? There is a hammer embedded in the monitor.
How do you get a redheads mood to change? Wait 10 seconds.
HEY! Have you been spying on me?
What do you call 10 blonds in a circle?
A wind tunnel
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Ok. That one made me snort. But, do you know the mating call of a blonde? “I’m sooo drunk.”
The blonde brings out the blue in your eyes.
Redheads have a lot more fun though, and get to be sassier while doing it. I should know, I’m one too
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Yes, but you are probably natural…or at least too young to admit not being a natural redhead. I gave up trying to hide it. At my age, no one would believe the red is my natural color. Bwahaha.
You look awesome as a blonde Shelley!
My hair is one thing I like changing regularly and I’ve been blonde, red and now darker with blonde streaks – it makes me feel good to have a change now and then and doesn’t hurt!
Love your blonde jokes – but it’s too early in the morning for me to come up with one
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Thank you, Heather…and yes, it’s hard to come up with blonde jokes early in the morning. Ah well. Someone will make up for your lack of inspiration.
Shelly, I like it, it suits you. I am/was a natural blonde but as one ages hair gets darker…sigh. Now I have white running through it. I’m going to leave it the way it is since I’m not into high maintenance…ciao
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You have the most gorgeous blue eyes…
Here’s my contribution:
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others “I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly “Together, together, together.”
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Thanks, Carol. The eye color is the only thing that’s “real” in that photo. As for your blonde joke…I had to get up off the floor after I fell out of the chair. Good one.
Hey… a very flattering color on you. I went kinda of blond once… Actually it went a brassy color.. (Bad News) So now I just go the other way… dark dark.
Do you think gray counts for a little blond? Hmmmm
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That is a nice wig! It looks good on you. I want to go blonde so I can feel like a kid again, I don’t care how stupid people think I am. I’m calling the hairdresser…
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Love the hair and in case no one told you — you have striking eyes.
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It’s a good look on you, hon! (But I prefer the red!) I used to do blond… platinum, believe it or not. I’ll have to see if I can’t scare up some pics sometime.
Okay, so this blond is desperately broke and sitting in the park one day she hatches a plan. She calls a little boy over and pins a hastily scribbled note to his shirt:
give me 10,000 bucks or you’ll never see your son again
A couple hours later the kid returns with the money and a note for the kidnapper:
How could you be so cruel to a fellow blond?
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I think there’s nothing wrong at being blonde, I find it beautiful, gorgeous and appealing. I don’t have blonde joke and I love Dolly Parton.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being a blonde either … do you proof read M & Ms?
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