Bacon Bits

It's a running gag around here that I love bacon! I believe that bacon is God's gift (and Kevin Bacon isn't so bad either). Most of these are silly. I hope you enjoy. Thanks for visiting!

I Want To Be Queen

July 1, 2009

I have to tell y’all that bacon is the reason I get out of bed in the morning. Well, that and I have to pee (which was probably more information than you wanted to read). This morning I awoke and found my pillow drenched with drool, because I had been dreaming about fried pig meat. [...]

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BACON Camp? In San Francisco!

March 19, 2009

Did anybody win the lottery last night? Does anybody want to sponsor me? I NEED FUNDING NOW! Somebody help me out here. Nobody told me there is a “Bacon Camp” in San Francisco! As if I needed another reason to want to go to San Francisco! YES! And, it’s coming up this week, March 21st. [...]

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I Have To Get On The Ball

June 3, 2008

The Magic Number is: Yes, I said 349. Now, if I were playing baseball (and if I were a batter), that wouldn’t be an embarrassing batting average. I think. I don’t really know, because I don’t understand baseball. I don’t get the point of the game. You hit a little ball, run around in a [...]

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Bacon Lust

May 13, 2008

After a day of toiling (telling stories), I came home to discover that my husband was going out to a business dinner. That didn’t bother me too much, because it meant I didn’t have to move off my lazy rear to cook. Then I found out that the suppliers were taking him to Master Grill [...]

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Bacon Quest

March 25, 2008

I had a vision. There was applewood smoked bacon sizzling in my black iron skillet. I could smell aroma of the bacon, I could hear it pop, I could almost taste it! It was so real! Now, this sent me into a tizzy, because in reality I didn’t have any applewood smoked bacon. I can [...]

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The Easiest Hors d’oeuvres I Know

March 21, 2008

When we get invited to a party, I’m always stumped about what to bring. I’m usually asked to bring “some little snack,” I guess because people don’t trust what I might cook. Not all of our friends appreciate down home cooking. My repertoire of Hors d’oeuvres recipes is limited, and most of them involve intensive [...]

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Feeling My Oats

February 26, 2008

Everything I read about oatmeal suggests that it is a wonderful way to start the day. People who eat breakfast in the morning are more likely to be able to keep their weight lower. The anti-oxidants in oats are supposed to have anti-inflammatory properties. Some say that the fiber in oats is supposed to help [...]

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Faux The Love Of Bacon

November 24, 2007

My sister sooo lied to me. I knew she was capable of doing so from past experience (we go back a long way). However, I had hoped that in her age she would stop prevaricating. It was a vain hope. You would think that after fifty-some-odd years I would have the good sense not to [...]

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Thursday Thirteen #5 BACON!

April 11, 2007

I have told y’all before that bacon is an essential part of any self-respecting Texas gal’s diet. Bacon is yummy. It can make darn near anything taste good. And, for us bacon lovers, there are all sorts of other products associated with bacon that we can acquire. So, here are: THIRTEEN THINGS I LOVE ABOUT [...]

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Fried Okra—Because I Know What I Like

March 7, 2007

It’s not the season for okra. Buying vegetables in season has never been anything that mattered to me. I love okra any time I can get it. I crave it fried. However, I also enjoy it pickled or in a gumbo or a stew. But, don’t give me “snotty okra.” I don’t want it boiled [...]

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An Ode to the “Nectar of the Gods”

January 18, 2007

There are some days that I enjoy cooking. I savor the smells and the textures of the food. I love the aroma of onion as I chop it, even though I am not fond of the tears. A whiff of fresh garlic makes my mouth water. I can never chop bell pepper or potatoes without [...]

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