I realize that using the words “zany” and “San Francisco” in the same sentence may seem as if I am being redundant and repeating myself, also, too, as well. The City is a rather crazy place, which makes it my kind of town.
We often book our airline flights and hotels on Travelocity. Last summer we were planning a family trip to San Francisco to visit my son. We discovered that sometimes you have to make a quick decision. If you snooze, you lose.
We were looking for a hotel in the Union Square area of San Francisco. Though we didn’t want it to be too pricey, we didn’t want a sleaze bag hotel where we would get bedbugs. Bedbugs were in the news last summer—and had been reported in hotels in San Francisco, New York, Chicago and the like. Though there was no guarantee that we wouldn’t find the critters in an upscale hotel, we thought we may as well find a place we could enjoy while being bitten.
The first hotel we investigated had no rooms available for the time we would be there. Neither did the second. We found a hotel we thought would be just right. It seemed in our price range, and it had a few rooms available. Because we were booking two rooms we needed to discuss whether we would choose the least expensive rooms or the moderately priced ones. We talked about it and went back on line to book the rooms. In the fifteen minutes we had been talking, the rooms had gotten booked!
Since we already had non-refundable airline tickets, we needed to do something about rooms in a hurry. I started scanning through the list on-line and found a place called the Hotel Triton. It was billed as a “boutique hotel.” One look at this picture of the lobby, and I was sold.

Well, in truth what really sold me was that the website said there was complimentary wine in the lobby during the evening and a tarot card reader on the premises. I booked our rooms immediately.
The Triton is on the corner of Grant St. and Bush St., directly across from the Chinatown Gate, and it’s location makes it easily accessible to many of the different areas of the city which we enjoy. It’s a very zany hotel throughout, because it was designed by artists. The rooms have every amenity you can imagine, including wireless internet and, though they are not inexpensive, they are well worth the price.
If you like, you can stay in a room designed by the late Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead. Or you can stay in the “Black Magic” Bedroom that is an homage to Carlos Santana. Since our visit, there is a new bedroom called “Kathy Griffin’s D-List” which promises that it “combines sleek elegance and chic sensibility with a touch of sex appeal for the guest who desires life’s finer pleasures.” I have a hard time equating Kathy Griffin with sleek elegance, but you never know.
We didn’t get a celebrity suite, but were quite satisfied with our more humble rooms. This is what they looked like.

We didn’t mind “slumming” it.
If you’re going to San Francisco, the Hotel Triton is an excellent home base during your vacation. There is even a Starbucks Coffee directly across the street, if you are as addicted to caffeine as I am. But use Starbucks as your emergency fix. In that area of San Francisco, you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a coffee house.
Will we be going back to the Hotel Triton? You betcha, we’d be crazy not to stay there again.



























