Out Of Chaos

An empty room — and, better yet, an empty closet!

Fibber McGee didn’t have one of those! For those of you who aren’t old-timers, he’s the guy on the old radio show whose closet was a disaster. It was a running gag that any time the closet door opened, everything came tumbling out. The sound men must have had a riot making all the racket for that program. But, when you have a closet like that it isn’t any fun at all.

Empty anything is an uncommon phenomenon in a packrat’s house, but it’s true. The 18 year old moved away to college this weekend and took his bedroom furniture. The room is now a blank slate!

I’m chomping at the bit to utilize this empty space, but trying to go slowly. I don’t want that room to become a clutter repository. I’m hoping to utilize the space to good advantage (and be able to reduce some of the contents of other closets). Yet, I hope to keep the room simple and enjoyable.

It will be a “guest room.” The room that currently suffices as a guest bedroom doubles as “Craft Central.” It’s where I’ve stashed the multitude of supplies for all of my hobbies. Unfortunately, it’s crammed full, so it is neither relaxing for a guest nor serviceable as a craft room. I can’t unfold a weaving loom, because the bed is in the way. Guests trip over the folded loom in trying to get to the bed and get all tangled up in yarn.

I’m hoping to make “Craft Central” a project room that my husband and I can use simultaneously. Right now, if he wants to work on an electronics project he winds up working on the kitchen cabinet. He needs a space where he can close the door on the project for the evening, and be able to pick up work again the next day. Closing the door is imperative because of the five inquisitive cats at our house.

As for the future guest bedroom, I hope to have the bed, a desk (where I hope to do some writing in an area free from distraction), and a comfortable chair. I’m hoping there will be enough floor space for me to practice yoga in that room, as well. Again, I want to be behind a closed door. Have you ever tried to get in the downward facing dog position with five cat butts in your face? Neither have I … but I can imagine it. Sort of. I mean, I can imagine the cat butts, but I can’t imagine twisting my body into this position. Hopefully, this room will ensure that I no longer have an excuse not to practice yoga.

The empty closet is what makes me the most gleeful. I think this is the first time in my life that I have actually tried to plan what will go into a closet before just cramming it full. I’d like not to overload it, because I want guests to be able to hang up a shirt or two. Yet, it will be wonderful to take some of the burden off of my other closets.

First, I have to paint it (white, of course, since it’s dark inside it…white is so dull). I’m thinking that it will be the perfect spot for my off season clothing (and those rarely worn evening clothes). Perhaps I can store my seasonal decorations on the shelves in it.

Oh…and I can put my extra linens, and the stadium chairs, and the guitar stands, and my extra office supplies…

Wait a minute. It’s a small closet. Someone stop me before I become Fibber McGee!

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Now that I have been de-cluttering my house for several months, I’ve noticed something alarming. Those empty spaces, where once there stood various knickknacks, are covered with a thin film of dust! My house is one of those that is impossible to dust. Fifteen minutes after you finish, the dust is right back where it began!

Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten rid of all that excess. At least it hid the dust! One thing that I am figuring out is that one should “just say no” to feather dusters.

I know that your Momma used a feather duster, and her grandmother before that. But, think about it for a minute here: all the feather duster does is move the dust around! Have you ever dusted near a window and seen the dust flying in the air as you swish that feather duster across the furniture?

The worst part is that you can’t clean a feather duster. You can’t throw it in the washing machine. You can take it outside and shake it until your brain rattles, but it won’t make any difference. That dust stays trapped in the feathers until you move it over your furniture.

I like to use the Swiffer dusters (they are disposable) and I found a glove that is excellent for getting cat hair off the furniture (but I have no clue where I got it or even what it is called!).

Lately, I’ve taken to carrying a dust mitt with me in my back pocket as I move around the house during the day. Mine is by Scotch Brite, and is very thin (so I can easily dust even the most fragile figurines). The material catches the dust quite well instead of sending it flying into the air. At the end of the day, I can pop it into the washing machine, and it’s ready for another go-round.

It’s handy to have around for when your sister calls you on the telephone. You can dust while you are listening. You know how it is. She talks and talks endlessly for thirty minutes (saying nothing), and all you have to do to hold up your end of the conversation is just say, “Uh huh” every now and then.

Oh wait…that’s my sister.

Well, you probably have someone like that, too. While you are listening to their telephone rant, you can get your whole house dusted.

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A one-time cleanup won’t solve the problem–any more than a crash diet will cure lifelong bad eating habits. ~ Peg Tyre

Inertia sets in. It happens when the dog days of summer arrive. When the temperature soars above the century mark, and you can fry an egg on the pavement, there is no working in the garage! To heck with clutter, all we want is heat relief!

Our momentum for de-cluttering was in high gear, but then we went on vacation, there were work issues, the temperature climbed. In the blink of an eye, the de-cluttering stopped. And, while we weren’t looking — stuff started trying to pile up again. It isn’t as if we are back to “square one,” but it makes me realize that de-cluttering has to become a daily habit.

I’ve listed for myself ten things (that I can do at my leisure this evening) that will help me feel as if I am re-gaining control of the clutter. I have to “get my groove back.”

1. Gather the newspapers that have piled up since vacation and get them to the recycle bin. Why did we think we would read them? It’s old news!
2. Corral the craft projects I’ve been working on in the last few weeks (I know I should work on only one thing at a time, but I get excited). I’m making afghans for charity, but that yarn needs to be in pretty baskets instead of spread out on the coffee table.
3. Set the timer for 10 minutes and waltz through the house with a laundry basket picking up anything that doesn’t belong in that particular room. If I don’t find time to put it away tonight, it can be my first chore in the morning. But, the house will look less cluttered at the end of 10 minutes!
4. Papers have gathered on my desk again. They need to be chunked into a basket, so that I have a desktop. At least, I think there is one under there.
5. A ten minute timer to sort through the refrigerator and chunk any out of date foods (and condiments we will never use) is about all I can handle. Did I think we would ever really eat that exotic French relish? Not this Texas gal, so it’s time for it to say, “Au revoir.”
6. In the kitchen, I can take a few minutes to throw away some of the butter tubs and jars I keep saving (for what earthly reason, I do not know). I save them because my mother saved them. Her mother probably saved them, too.
7. I think I can sort my sock drawer in about 10 minutes, too. I have a whole bag of lonely socks with no mates. If I haven’t found them by now, I’m not going to find them.
8. While I’m in the closet, so to speak, I’ll gather 10 garments I never wear, bag them, and get them in the car. Tomorrow, I can drop them in a donation box.
9. I’ll gather the trash and re-cycled materials and get it outside to the trash cans. That will signify to myself that I am once again ready to “toss the old to make way for the new.” Wait a minute–the goal is not to get a bunch of “new!”
10. The car is parked beside the trash cans, so I’ll take five minutes (no more in this heat) and gather any trash in it. After 5,000 miles of road trip, I believe I could find some trash in that car.

That should get our world back to the point it was before our inertia settled upon us. Theoretically, that should take me less than an hour and a half. Most of it I can do while watching television. Isn’t multi-tasking grand?

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They’re sure housework won’t kill you, but why take the risk? Author Unknown

When it comes to the bathroom, I am compelled to take that risk! I just can’t abide it if my bathroom looks like the one down at the Fina station after the tour bus full of teenagers came through. I have to break down and clean it now and again.

But, can you get a moisturizing treatment and an aerobic workout at the same time? Sure you can, with some creativity and some really good music to inspire you. You can have all three in 20 minutes. How? It’s a simple trick of multi-tasking. For me, this is a great way to simplify my life (because I never have time for everything).

Did you know you can burn calories cleaning the bathroom? Go to Calories Per Hour.Com and you can find the calories you burn with just about any task. I went to the Activity Calculator and discovered that a 125 lb. woman burns 72 calories with continuous, moderate bathroom cleaning in twenty minutes. I weigh considerably more than that (ahem!), so I burn even more. How many? I don’t want to talk about it.

To do this multi-tasking, you’ll need these items:

• Some hard rocking music (I like to work to the music of Queen).
• A pair of rubber gloves.
• A pair of old socks, and your slippers or tennis shoes.
• A thick moisturizing lotion.
• A container of all the supplies you need for cleaning.
• A laundry basket.

I keep the supplies I need for cleaning the bathroom in a bucket (which does double duty to help me rinse the shower stall). Here’s what the bucket contains:

• A spray bottle of mild cleanser (I mix a few tablespoons of dishwashing detergent with water, because I’m cheap and it works just fine…if I don’t attack mildew).
• A spray bottle of glass cleaner (or the cleaner wipes).
• A roll of paper towels.
• A dusting mitt or feather duster.
• Disinfectant wipes.
• A “Magic Eraser,” my favorite tool for cleaning the shower and countertops (it will remove mildew!).
• Efferdent tablets, or Alka Seltzer tablets (I know it sounds crazy, but pop one in the toilet and either works great to remove any “rings”).
• A clean, dry towel.

• Load your cd first, so you are ready to hit the “play” button.
• Slather your feet with lotion; then put on your socks and shoes.
• Slather your hands with lotion and put on your rubber gloves.
• Press “play” on the music, and get moving. Be sure to wiggle your feet, stretch, dance, and move while you work.
• Pop an Efferdent or Alka Seltzer tablet in the toilet and let it do its magic while you clean the rest of the bathroom
• Grab anything on the counter that doesn’t belong in the bathroom and put it in the laundry basket to put away later.
• Put the dirty towels in the hamper to wash later.
• Spray the shower with the cleaning solution, and scrub it down. Stubborn stains can be attacked with that Magic Eraser.
• Wipe it dry with the towel and move on to the sink.
• Clean the sink and the counter top using that spray cleanser (and be sure to wipe the tops of any bottles you keep on the counter).
• If you put a dab of toothpaste on the faucets after you have cleaned them, and polish them, they will be sparkling (toothpaste works as a great substitute for silver polish, too).
• After you have thoroughly cleaned the sink and the counter, give it a once-over with the disinfectant wipes, then dry it all with that towel.
• Dust any shelves and knickknacks, if you have those things in the bathroom. Don’t forget to run that duster over the grooves on your cabinets, too.
• Scrub out the toilet with the toilet brush, and use disinfectant wipes to clean the toilet bowl rim and sides (you wouldn’t have to do that so often if everybody had perfect aim).
• Strip off those rubber gloves (don’t your hands feel softer?).
• Put away your cleaning tools.
• Put out fresh towels, empty the trash, and spray a dab of air freshener.

Voila! You have soft hands and feet, you’ve burned 72 or more calories, and your bathroom is company ready.

Isn’t multi-tasking wonderful? Why, you could take this even further: you could put whitening strips on your teeth, or a facial mask, or a deep moisturizer on your hair…you could be as beautiful as your shiny, clean bathroom.

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