These donuts have four right angles, to be exact. They aren’t round, they are square, and they are delicious! Friends, I was in Hog Heaven when I discovered Bacon Maple Donuts at Denton Square Donuts last week. It does not get any better than this:
Y’all do know that I love bacon, don’t you? Of course I do. I think that bacon grease is the Nectar of the Gods. Kevin Bacon isn’t so bad, either (I don’t say that from personal experience, because I’m more than 6 degrees away from him, but he is easy on the eyes).
I was talking about donuts and the new donut shop in town. After I ate this delicious morsel, I wept with ecstasy — and wailed that it was gone too soon. It was flavored with just the right hint of maple, and not too sweet. Heck, I could eat one of those for lunch. Or, supper. In fact, Denton Square Donuts is open at night and will be serving wine with the donuts! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout. How many donut shops do you know that serve wine?
When we walked up to this new donut shop in town, which is nestled into a tiny shop just off of the downtown square, it seemed to be all quiet. We had actually tried to go there a few days before and the line was out the door.
Once inside, we saw a crowd of folks who were swooning with desire for these delightful pastries as the staff worked swiftly to fill the orders. I think I might as well face the fact that there will always be a line.
I had a hard time deciding which donuts to try (beyond the bacon). There were many more donuts from which to choose, but I was focused on the pig. Oh, those wicked folks tempted me with a display tray of delightfully decorated donuts. To snap a picture, I had to get them to take the top off of the tray, because it seemed to be covered with drool (I lie).
They had “Cinnamon Doughst,” Pizza, Oreo, M&M, S’Mores and more. I gobbled the Bacon Maple first, then went for an “Apple Pi R2” (what do they mean —everybody knows that pie are round?). I washed it all down with a “Pig on a Pillow.” Wait a minute! I wasn’t a hog about it; I shared with Mr. Tucker, but I nearly chomped down on his finger when he got in my way. Don’t get between a gal and her bacon!
Before I’m done, I’ll try them all and be as rotund as Homer Simpson. In fact, my husband woke me up from a dream the other night and claimed I was moaning, “Donuts.” You would have been dreaming about them, too, if you tried that Bacon Maple!
So, which of those flavors do you think would tempt you?