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Dear Ellen Degeneres, You Steered Me Wrong!

Dear Ellen Degeneres, I am so disappointed in you! After Oprah left, I thought you would be the “new guru,” telling all of us out in television viewer land how we should think and what we should do. The truth is that you were always my guru; I admit I have a girl crush on…

Envy Me. I Had A Facial At Massage Envy.

My face feels as smooth as a baby’s bottom since I went for a facial at Massage Envy in Corinth. If you have never had a facial before, I’m not going to lie to you — there is a part of the process that hurts like Thunder! But, it’s like the pain of childbirth: you…

Smelling LUSH-ous

I bent my head to the side and pointed to my neck, “Take a whiff, Honey,” I said to my husband. “I smell like San Francisco!” My Sweet Spousal Unit shrugged and said, “As long as you don’t smell like a BART station.” I glared at him with my most evil eye! [Note: For those…