I’m Out Of The Closet

August 22, 2008

Finally, today I came out of the closet. No, I mean really the closet…you know. The closet is that tiny room where you frantically hide all your sins before the preacher comes to the door. I’ve got a lot of closets, so I can hide almost all of mine. Not quite. This particular closet was [...]

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Me and Fibber McGee

August 18, 2008

An empty room — and, better yet, an empty closet! Fibber McGee didn’t have one of those! For those of you who aren’t old-timers, he’s the guy on the old radio show whose closet was a disaster. It was a running gag that any time the closet door opened, everything came tumbling out. The sound [...]

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The Urge to Purge—My Closets

February 23, 2007

The word of the day is: nidification nid’i·fi·ca’tion (-fĭ-kā’shən) n. The act, process or technique of building a nest. Birds do it, bees do it, even spiders in my eaves do it. When I’m working on my nest, I’m nidifying. However, I translate that to mean “cleaning house.” I don’t know why it happens every [...]

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