November 1, 2007
All right! Who went into the pantry and did this? I wanna know who knocked all the cereal to the floor!! Which of you cats is the culprit?
“Not me, Momma.”
“Well, I would never!”
“I didn’t do it.”
“That is sooo beneath my dignity.”
“Do I look like the kind of person who would do that?.”
Well, [...]
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October 5, 2007
Y’all, I try hard to be a nice person. At least in public. Even though it’s not really a secret that I can sling profanity well enough to embarrass a sailor, I don’t go around cussing people out at the stores or when I drive down the road. I try hard to [...]
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