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A Ditty For Idiot Drivers

We were trying to mitigate our road rage last weekend, as we continuously encountered really stupid drivers. Texas does not have a monopoly on dumb drivers, but because there are a lot of people in the state, it seems like we have more than our fair share. So, my husband and I wrote a little song for those goofballs set to the tune of “Jingle Bells.” Feel free to sing along [note: If you don’t know what a “dingle berry” is, please look it up before you teach this to your kids.]:

Cruising down the lanes
In your beat-up Chevrolet
I see you have no brains
‘Cause you’re texting all the way.
Please put down the phone
You’re going to cause a wreck!
And then the cars will all slow down
For they have to “rubber neck.”

Oh, Dingle berries, Dingle berries,
Swerving ‘cross two lanes.
It’s no fun
To get behind one
Who’s driving with no brains.
Hey!
Dingle berries, Dingle berries,
Swerving ‘cross two lanes.
It’s no fun
To get behind one
Who’s driving with no brains.
Hey!

We thought we’d take a ride
A day or two ago.
We got behind a car
That was driving very slow.
We tried to go around
He then, of course, sped up
And when we got in front
He rode right on our butt.

Oh, Dingle berries, Dingle berries,
Swerving ‘cross two lanes.
It’s no fun
To get behind one
Who’s driving with no brains.
Hey!
Dingle berries, Dingle berries,
Swerving ‘cross two lanes.
It’s no fun
To get behind one
Who’s driving with no brains.
Hey!