Top Ten Signs You’ve Hired A Bad Defense Attorney

July 5, 2010

In my defense, let me say that I didn’t start this conversation. Let it also be noted that I have had no need for a defense attorney to this point (Honey, put the lid down on the toilet so you don’t make me a liar!). My nephew, who is an attorney, and also has a [...]

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Pick me! PICK ME!

January 12, 2009

Do I have some invisible tattoo on my forehead that says, “Available For Jury Duty?” I told you in a rant back in 2007 that I get called to jury duty a lot! I told you then about giving a snot-nosed young lawyer his come-uppance when he made fun of my occupation (storytelling) in a [...]

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The Clean Plate Club

October 26, 2007

Do y’all know a picky eater? I’ve never been a picky eater. Lordy, one look at me will tell you that! I’m a bona fide member of the Clean Plate Club. I’m happy to eat healthy vegetables and fruits, and I love my bacon, too! I’m not fond of “organ” meats, but other than that [...]

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Not Another Lawyer Joke—A Storyteller’s Rant

March 13, 2007

If I were as lucky at getting picked for the lottery as I am at being picked for jury duty, I’d be richer than King Midas. Last year, I had been living in Denton County, Texas for three years. I got picked for jury duty for the fourth time. The first time, the cases were [...]

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